In an effort to cut down on the number of trees used to print all of those new dollar bills, and with an eye on the impending hyper-inflation that is certainly coming our way, the idiots in the Obama Administration yesterday announced the One Trillion Dollar Bill. When asked why they'd made the move to the new super bill, an Obama spokesperson said, "Are you kidding me? We print a few hundred of these and we'll be rich again!"

On a tip from TED, via Moonbattery.