Friday
Dec312010
A Few Wishes For The New Year...
Friday, December 31, 2010 at 6:10PM Thought I'd share a few New Year's wishes with you. Feel free to add to the list!
May the wise hand of Obama be upon anyone but me (and all of you of course).
- May he guide his followers down a rabbit hole so they aren't around to vote for him in 2012.
- May he smoke up his Kools and play golf six times a week, so he isn't around to do any additional damage.
- May he travel to North Korea and be treated for hemorrhoids so he can discover what medical care will be like in America under Obamacare.
- May the White House staff unionize and go on strike so Obama can experience the joys of workers of the world uniting first hand.
- May Michelle Obama fill her pie hole with so many "vegetables" (yeah, right) that she can no longer condescend to the rest of us about what to put in our pie holes.
- May Obama continue to push for insane legislation and put crazy, socialist idiots in places of power, so independents that voted for him in 2008 will continue to mumble to themselves, "how freaking stupid could I have been?"
- May a true conservative leader with low public negatives and high integrity emerge from the pack and kick Obama back to the 60's (sorry, 2012 wish).
And lastly, may all of you have a very Happy and Prosperous New Year!
Reader Comments (6)
Happy New Year Pundit.....
My wish would be to trade this moron for a old bag of potatoes with all the eyes miissing
and for our new GOP Congress to kick his a** all the way to Siberia....
Have a wonderful New Year and may the Gods find you and your family happiness....
My best wishes to the FL Pundit family and keep safe....
Dawg
Good stuff Pundit. Loved the line about Michelle Obama. You know that side of beef isn't throwing back tofu and broccoli. She's powering down twinkies, ho-hos and double cheeseburgers. Classic liberal hypocrite.
Like Dawg said, I hope the entire FL Pundit family has a very happy new year. It's off to a good start with the Dems getting booted in the House!
May Obama's golf score get actually revealed to the public (~110), may he get caught on camera scarfing down a Kool while Michelle in the background annihilates a double Whopper, may his teleprompter malfunction and display a Ronald Reagan speech during the State of the Union Address, may his daughter start "going with" the president of the local Young Conservatives chapter, and may his healthcare legislation be declared unconstitutional and become more widely refuted and despised than asbestos.
Happy 2011 to All!
Herb
Between you and Herb, I think you've got it covered Pundit. If those wishes came true, we'd be in good shape in 2011.
Happy New Year to all!
May a diseased yak....
Happy New Year! Now lets take this thug down!
Herman Cain in 2012 sounds like it fits the bill of your last wish and he just announced he was interested.