I want to use this space to make an Alan Grayson comment.
As some of you know, a few months ago Grayson asked people to email him with names of people who had died because of lack of health care. I emailed to him the death of "Alan Grayson's brain". I added something like, " it had been going downhill for years and finally passed away last year. I submitted this under the made-up name, Earl TheGirl.
I have been on his mailing list since then. A few weeks ago his email said that he would be meeting with President Obama and wanted suggestions for questions to ask the president. I submitted the question, "Why are you such an asshole"? Grayson emailed his gratitude to me and said that my question was one of the ones being considered. There were others that I can't remember.
Now he has asked me to volunteer to make phone calls for his campaign tomorrow(Sunday) from noon till two. I filled out the forms and was accepted. I was told that I would receive phone hook-up instructions in the AM. I don't live in Fla. so it may not go through.
If it does, my first question to likely voters will be, " Have you ever noticed that Alan Grayson's tongue doesn't seem to fit comfortably inside his mouth"?
If anyone has any other questions they would like for me to ask, please let me know through this forum if FL Pundit doesn't mind. I'm just trying to perform a public service.
HB, this is fantastic. As you know, I live in that idiots district, so I'm happy to share a suggestion. Here is my satirical script recommendation:
"Hi, my name is Horsebutt and I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I'm calling on behalf of the Alan Grayson campaign - PLEASE DON'T HANG UP!!! I just have a few simple questions to ask you, and based on recent polls, I think you might enjoy taking a whack at them.
1 - Why does Alan Grayson hate the United States Constitution so much? 2 - Has Alan Grayson molested his neighbors horse? 3 - If you could vote against Alan Grayson more than once, how many times would you vote against him? Please round this number off to the nearest thousand. 4 - If you knew someone who had an Alan Grayson sign in their yard, which of the following would you do? - Laugh and shake your head in disgust? - Drop a deuce on their porch? - Place a sign next to it that says, "Home of a Dumbass"?
Thanks very much for your time. Godspeed!"
Please note, I put "satirical" because Grayson is threatening to sue anyone and everyone who says an ill word about him. Monkey Joe is at the top of the list.
F**k Bill Maher! If I ever met him, I'd beat the crap out of him! If it weren't for the body guards which an ASSHOLE like that, as a necessity, would have... I'd settle for tomato throwing.
Saturday, October 30, 2010 at 8:00PM
Reader Comments (5)
Even an a clock is right twice a day. In this clowns case, twice a decade.
I want to use this space to make an Alan Grayson comment.
As some of you know, a few months ago Grayson asked people to email him with names of people who had died because of lack of health care. I emailed to him the death of "Alan Grayson's brain". I added something like, " it had been going downhill for years and finally passed away last year. I submitted this under the made-up name, Earl TheGirl.
I have been on his mailing list since then. A few weeks ago his email said that he would be meeting with President Obama and wanted suggestions for questions to ask the president. I submitted the question, "Why are you such an asshole"? Grayson emailed his gratitude to me and said that my question was one of the ones being considered. There were others that I can't remember.
Now he has asked me to volunteer to make phone calls for his campaign tomorrow(Sunday) from noon till two. I filled out the forms and was accepted. I was told that I would receive phone hook-up instructions in the AM. I don't live in Fla. so it may not go through.
If it does, my first question to likely voters will be, " Have you ever noticed that Alan Grayson's tongue doesn't seem to fit comfortably inside his mouth"?
If anyone has any other questions they would like for me to ask, please let me know through this forum if FL Pundit doesn't mind. I'm just trying to perform a public service.
HB, how about....
"Have you ever noticed how Alan Grayson has the forehead of a Cro-Magnon man?"
or
"Who do you think is least likable - Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, or Alan Grayson?"
HB, this is fantastic. As you know, I live in that idiots district, so I'm happy to share a suggestion. Here is my satirical script recommendation:
"Hi, my name is Horsebutt and I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I'm calling on behalf of the Alan Grayson campaign - PLEASE DON'T HANG UP!!! I just have a few simple questions to ask you, and based on recent polls, I think you might enjoy taking a whack at them.
1 - Why does Alan Grayson hate the United States Constitution so much?
2 - Has Alan Grayson molested his neighbors horse?
3 - If you could vote against Alan Grayson more than once, how many times would you vote against him? Please round this number off to the nearest thousand.
4 - If you knew someone who had an Alan Grayson sign in their yard, which of the following would you do?
- Laugh and shake your head in disgust?
- Drop a deuce on their porch?
- Place a sign next to it that says, "Home of a Dumbass"?
Thanks very much for your time. Godspeed!"
Please note, I put "satirical" because Grayson is threatening to sue anyone and everyone who says an ill word about him. Monkey Joe is at the top of the list.
F**k Bill Maher! If I ever met him, I'd beat the crap out of him! If it weren't for the body guards which an ASSHOLE like that, as a necessity, would have... I'd settle for tomato throwing.